Opening Night.
I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
—Dwight
I’m a broken man.
Tonight I had to write my last paper for college and my last citation in college was from the above book. I cited a 34 page picture book that is published by Benchmark Books. The editorial review reads, “Grade 4-6–Representing”
Out of the blue all I want to do is play Kid Chameleon and Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Hansen (+1000); Jockey: Ramon Dominguez
Daddy Nose Best (+1500); Jockey: Garrett Gomez
Bitch betta have my honey.

